Foolish Humpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

"Now what was Humpty doing up there in the first place?"

Stupidity of I

I have so many cool story ideas that I want to write.  I can write one paragraph until  I forget... oh the forever growing stupidity of I.